please help (the totally cliched subject title)
There is no true cure for what I am suffering from.
It's life threatening if left without treatment for too long.
Symptoms include:
- being quick to anger
- immense hurt
- sadness, bitterness
- green eyes
Please forward this blog entry. With every person you forward this entry to, Brogger.com has agreed to donate a total of US$1k to the neverending-research-for-an-impossible-cure fund in hopes of raising enough money to fund this ongoing research that is currently helping the world to find a cure that would cure the other tens and thousands of people who are also suffering from this deadly disease.
If you do not forward this entry, you are evil and very mean. You will also have bad luck for the next gazillion years. You will spend the entire rest of your life always looking over your shoulder and being so overly cautious that you won't ever be able to enjoy your life fully. You may also walk into things such as trees, lamp posts, buildings, humans, and the occasional dog poop.
If you do forward this entry to:
1 ~ 5 people - That's only 5 grand, you selfish bastard!
6 ~ 15 people - Better, but you're still not trying hard enough.
16 ~ 50 people - Pathetic! Don't tell me that that's all the friends you got.
51 ~ 1 million people - Dude, you're worthless. You really don't have any friends.
1 million and 1 ~ 6 billion - $__$ !! We loves you much.
posted by Kim at 1:53 AM
8 Comments:
I always thought we only get chain messages/mails like this in emails and friendster's bulletin board.
Looks like stuff like this has become revolutionize. Good post O_O
And, I wont forward the entry. :P
I would forward it but then I wouldn't be evil and mean anymore...*sniff*
the two people whom i thought you never leave a comment here. And here they are! without having being told too! OMG!!!
meanies. i needed that money to get better. =( *puts on sad puppy dog face*
i only leave comment when i felt like it :P
btw, your sad puppy face is not convincing enough for me to forward the entry. Wahahahahaahahahahahahahah!!!! :P
how about this knife in your back? :P hehehehehhee. convincing enough? ^_^
HHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA. Hilarious entry. But I like being evil and mean. It's part of my personality. ;)
so so so sorry lor...I do enjoy ur blog...its just that I dun have blogspot so I dun get any notifications when u update...*sigh* is there a RSS on this thing? oh well...ill keep coming!!! ...and add me to ur "frens who dun blog enough" im adding u to my "Useless Links" page now...
Cheers!
jillian: everyone in this world today is so skeptical and mean. tsk. the end is near.
hyperactive: hahaha. yeah, there's RSS. you know, i thought i added you already. lol. i'll go add you now. ;)
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